Riverdogs Choke On Their Bats

The Charleston Riverdogs swallowed their bats last night right down to the handles! They are probably still choking today. On a night when the Riverdogs hosted a "Go Back To Ohio Night -A Salute To Choke Artists" promotion, the only ones choking were the hosts! Four, count 'em, four lousy hits and only two of those came off the starter! Poetic justice, I guess. Probably had it coming and the baseball gods delivered. That happens sometimes when you ridicule other people, especially those who are better than anyone in your immediate area. It comes back to bite you in the ass! Anyone who plays any sport knows it is not a good idea to tempt the gods. Let's just hope they don't decide to stage a "Salute To Hitless Wonders Night" any time soon!! Or, if you are from Ohio, hope they do!
You had it coming, 'Dogs!! "That's what you get" as my friend Nolan would say!!